Chocolate

I’ve never really had too much of a sweet tooth for chocolate. I really don’t understand what the big hype is. It’s way to rich, sweet, and sugary for my liking. I know that it is common understanding that all girls love chocolate, but I really believe that this is just a preconceived notion, and that girls just convince themselves they like chocolate because it’s a girly thing. Yeah, yeah, I know a lot of people defend saying that scientists have proven that chocolate produces some type of endorphin in your brain or something, and that it really does calm and comfort you…but I really think that that’s a load of bologna, and that’s nothing more than a propaganda scam in order to keep these women buying. Girls just tell themselves that it’s comfort food as an excuse to stay hooked on this psychological drug. I mean, it doesn’t even taste that good. Why don’t we say the same about a lollipop? Suckers provide more comfort for me than chocolate bars do, but maybe I’m just a guy, and I don’t know what I’m talking about. I mean, it’s good, but it’s not that good. Unfortunately, regardless of what I say, nothing’s going to change. Girls will always need their chocolate.